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Things you learn from playing Far Cry 2



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#1 Lee

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Posted 13 December 2009 - 06:41 PM

1. Rockets on rocket propelled grenades fail after five feet of travel, immediately falling to the ground thereafter and spinning in circles.
2. No one likes you.
3. People can see through and shoot through metal walls.
4. Women and children are only a myth in Africa; all twenty-four-year-old males give birth to twenty-four-year-old males with kevlar skin and built-in G3s.
5. Pure bottled water is abundant in Africa and heals everyone of their need for hydration and nutrition, preventing all diseases except Malaria.
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#2 Nikki

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Posted 13 December 2009 - 06:46 PM

Oddness???

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#3 Lee

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Posted 13 December 2009 - 06:58 PM

They're features, not bugs, okay.
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#4 Lannister

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Posted 13 December 2009 - 08:00 PM

6. Ubisoft are Racist.
7. You can blow up cars, they turn black.
8. You can burn trees, they turn black.
9. You can kill people, they're usually black.

Edited by AdmiralHocking, 14 December 2009 - 02:42 AM.
Changed the numbers, I misunderstood that it was supposed to be an incremental list.


#5 Lee

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Posted 13 December 2009 - 08:16 PM

5. 50 goto 20
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#6 Alex H

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Posted 13 December 2009 - 09:11 PM

I play FarCry2 for the fire and explosions... I'm yet to find a story. That is all

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#7 Lee

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Posted 14 December 2009 - 01:12 AM

11. All animals in Africa have incredibly vulnerable skin and necks that flay and crack respectively when even walking into stationary vehicles.
12. Carnivorous animals in Africa are a myth.
13. Gun dealers like to deal weapons by driving in circles along the outskirts or the African country so cleverly unnamed.
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#8 Lannister

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Posted 14 December 2009 - 02:53 AM

14. Most of your enemies have necromancer friends.
15. You can carry a wrench, a multi-tool, medication, diamonds and guns without a backpack.
16. Malaria makes everything turn orange when you forget to take your meds.
17. Dirt makes guns explode.

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Posted 14 December 2009 - 07:41 AM

The Jeep Wrangler sucks...

EDIT: Whooo I've just stumbled on my old account!!! :D

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